The news channels are reporting something before it’s happened again. Predicting the resignation of Michael Martin as Speaker of the House of Commons. Predicting the reactions of other MPs. Predicting the reactions of the newspapers. Predicting the reactions of the public. Martin will be the first speaker to quit in 300 years.

I actually felt sorry for Michael Martin yesterday. Gorbels Mick. Despite his £4,000 taxi fares paid for by the tax payer. Despite his grace and favour flipping. Despite his apparent attempts to snuff out enquiries into MPs’ expenses claims. I watched the live Commons debate before I left for work and thought he’d been served up to the public as a scapegoat. Martin cut midway through his prepared speech by the self-righteous. Heckled and brow-beaten. He looked disorientated. He had nothing to say. He shambled out his words. He halted. He was lost. Live on TV. In front of the nation. He was suddenly being held to account for the venality of the entire House and he knew he had no come back. It was like watching a bear, tied to a post, being pulled to pieces by dogs. The very dogs that he’d tried to protect.

And so the hypocrisy rolls on.